Crocodile seeks understanding for his actions

I am acting in self-defense and
being hungry is my emergency!
Crocodile

"Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid
than to open it and remove all doubt."

Mark Twain

Yesterday I read an article about Putin's explanation for his, eventually his Medvedev's actions. I was after all sure, it's not a bear as it was previously thought, and in fact Kremlin is a real crocodile. Why I think so? Because of the tears.And what this crocodile is telling? Here, please:

• Why is EVERYBODY BLAMING me?
• I am acting in self-defense and being hungry is my emergency!
• I am always active for the Peace! Especially for the peace in Caucasus ... I mean for their death and MY PEACE!

Here you can see short video, how Russia bombed Gori and what was happening with Georgian people and with foreign journalists.

• And why people cry? What this anti-Russian hysteria means?
• What? Georgian Unity? But the Ossetians are my dessert.
• I had to act; otherwise my meal would run from me away!
• Do I have ideological problem? How can you say it? I wanted to eat and I have done so; clear and simple is my mind.
• We are not against anybody; we are just for "all in my chops!"
• We want good relationship with almost all countries ... Sure relations must be based on new realities.
• And at least I want to mention, that I could taken Tbilisi too, but right now I am replete.

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